FU penguin

I was browsing through people's FB pages when I came across Mara's exclamations over the blog FU Penguin.

Curious, I checked out the site. I didn't really know what to expect. What's with the name? Is it some self-proclaimed "clever" statement against the world? But nooooooo. All the posts are literally about animals! Short posts, all of them angry ones (i.e. damn you wombat, stupid koala, etc). And it's funny.

At first, I just kept on reading. Ok, this person doesn't like tree kangaroos, koalas, ugly dogs, etc etc. Then I came across this post about eels.

Goddammit, Eel, I'm just trying to do a little snorkeling here. Don't act like I came all the way over here to chill with your green ass, you Barney-looking motherfucker. You know what friends do for each other, Eel? They help you move to a new apartment, they give you high fives, and they say things like "Here, lemme get that for you." ARMS SOUND MUCH BETTER NOW, DON'T THEY EEL? So sorry to burst your bubble here, Eel, but maybe next time you'll wait until you have an actual reason to get excited.

This always happens with eels, you know, you take a wrong turn at the reef, and all of the sudden you are hanging out with a fucking eel that is telling you stories about his day and pulling out his keyboard to show you a new song he wrote about his ex-girlfriend. Well I'm not going to pretend like I'm enjoying myself, I've got more important shit to do. For example, later today I plan on going to the aquarium and mellowing out some egos. NO YOU CAN'T COME EEL. It's personal.

I can hear Mara's voice laced with sarcasm reading this out loud. Hahahahaha. I'll check out the other animals this person has lambasted now.